Have a Fabulous Day

Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right, forget the ones who don't.
Believe that everything happens for a reason.
Know a good thing when you see it and don't let it slip away.
If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said it would be easy, they just said it would be WORTH it!!!

Have a fabulous day!

Butterfly....Butterfly

Hoping to catch your eye
Circling around you, oh my
Butterfly, butterfly, come into the light
Oh, what a beautiful sight
Flying so gracefullyInto the sky, the butterfly
Trying to catch a butterfly
Fly, fly, fly, butterfly
There he sets upon the mums
I'm having so much funHere's another on the sill
Your standing so still
You go to touch him
There he goes, the butterfly
I hear a tapping on the window
It's the butterfly, fly, fly, fly
There he goes into the sky
Flying so high, the butterfly
I'll see you another day
Butterfly, butterfly, away

Dedicating this to *Samantha*

Friends the real meaning....

Meaning of Friendship

You know you have a friend for life when they answer the phone at one in the morning because you can't sleep and have a lot on your mind, and they don't mind talking about nothing to get your mind off everything. They spare some time to spend with you. When you know that if something bad happened to you they'd be there for you, no questions asked. When you can look at them when some thing is wrong and they know it just by the look in their eyes and all they have to do is offer a hug and you feel a thousand times better. When you know that they'd never lie to you, and would never hurt you and if they did it would only be for your betterment. They can make you laugh when skies are the darkest, and they're there with a good movie and some popcorn when you're totally depressed. And even if you're a thousand miles apart, it doesn't matter because what you share with this friend is so much deeper then what lies on top that distance plays no role in your friendship.
Friendship is when they push when you need it, but never too hard; and stand back when the time is right but never to far. And the true test of friendship is if you're willing to do it all back in a heartbeat. When you're life is so much better because you know them, and they bring out the best that lies within.

True Friends

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A short course in Human Relations:

The six most important words: "I admit I made a mistake.
"The five most important words: "You did a good job.
"The four most important words: "What is your opinion.
"The three most important words:"If you please.
"The two most important words: "Thank you.
"The one most important word: "WE"
The least important word: I"

Renaissance Pirate

Ok i as you guys probably know, we have this weekend a Hollywood Character Party, So we went to hire a costume for the day, and this is exactly the outfit i have hired,

My brother is going as spiderman,
Chris is going as a Ninja Warrior,
my dad is going as Shrek,
and my mom is going as a witch......

It sounds really fun, i cant wait to see how everyone would dress up as! It's going to be hilerious as well!!!!

Im Here !!!!!!

A friend is someone we turn towhen our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasurefor our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our liveswith beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live ina better and happier place.

xxx xxx xxx

Standing by,
All the way.
Here to help you through your day.
Holding you up,
When you are weak,
Helping you find what it is you seek.
Catching your tears,When you cry.
Pulling you through when the tide is high.
Just being there,Through thick and thin,
All just to say, you are my friend.

What is it?

What is Beauty?

Are there objective standards of beauty?
Or is beauty in the eye of the beholder?
Must art be beautiful to be great art?
What is the role of the experience of beauty in a good life?

The Four Agreements

People do yourself a favour and read this book, its the best book i have ever read! You wont regret it, i dont regret it, it has changed my life in so many ways that you cannot believe, in my heart my soul in my body! I feel really good about myself ever since i read this book!

In this powerful book that has remained on The New York Times Bestseller List for over five years, don Miguel reveals the source of self-limiting beliefs that rob us of joy and create needless suffering. When we are ready to change these agreements, there are four deceptively simple, yet powerful agreements that we can adopt as guiding principles. The Four AgreementsTM offer a powerful code of conduct that can rapidly transform our lives to a new experience of freedom, true happiness, and love.

Everything we do is based on agreements we have made - agreements with ourselves, with other people, with God, with life. But the most important agreements are the ones we make with ourselves. In these agreements we tell ourselves who we are, how to behave, what is possible, what is impossible. One single agreement is not such a problem, but we have many agreements that come from fear, deplete our energy, and diminish our self-worth."

1. Be Impeccable With Your Word Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.
2. Don't Take Anything Personally Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.
3. Don't Make Assumptions Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.
4. Always Do Your Best Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.

Exercise program for the week

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:


Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper


Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head


Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles


Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire


Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

SATURDAY
Pick up the pieces.


Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them
What a Workout!

Has this ever happened to you?

Who has not had a day like this, I think every one had a bad day like this, what do you do, gosh ask the person next to you (if in public toilet)? Or if you at home and your all alone what would you do? HAHAHAHA I would probably ran to find toilet paper that’s if there’s no one there, other wise I guess I would sit and wait till there is someone in the house or public bathroom.

Some Driving Tips

10 Fun Things To Do While Driving

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Driving Tips

I as been driving since I was 12, but recently me desided to get a real driving lisence. However, when I went for a lesson, this ponce sat in me car and tried to make me drive like a batty man. Don't worrie, I gave im a one inch punch like Bruse Lee, but because of this, I as decided to pass on me driving knowlage to all ya massive for free. Read through me tips and than you is ready for even long trips (like down to McDonnalds). Wicked".

Ali G's Driving Tips

Tip 1 - Make sure your car is safe
You is gonna lose marks if ya car is a wreck. May I suggest you get an MOT first (Me mate Dave will sell ya one for ?20 - Just tell 'im Ali said). Also, make sure all 8 of ya speakers is workin' at there best be carefull that the clutch pedel don't damage that 20" bass bin). Tinted windows and UV lights may also win you marks wid the instructer.

Tip 2 - Make sure its safe for you to drive
Its a well known fact that if you is a woman (thats 1 in 2 people in the UK), you will not be able to drive. Batty men shouldn't drive either.

Tip 3 - Drinking and Driving
You should never drink drive (not even if its rainin'). You could 'it a bump an' spill ya drink - Aye. No, me is messin', don't do it.

Tip 4 - Listen for your Instructer
If you can hear your instructer shouting at you, then your music aint loud enough you is probably listening to the wrong music, may I suggest Drum and Bass or Rap.

Tip 5 - Use the proper equipment
When your instructer asks you to start the car, remember that you is supposed to use the proper key, not a screwdriver.

Tip 6 - Changing Gears
This is an important part of drivin' and I hope you is payin' attention. There are two main gears you will use, thats 4 and 5. I suggest using 5th in residental areas, and 4th if you is driving on a field or somthin'.

Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners
Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the handbreak for both.

Tip 8 - Correct Signaling
Remember that the horn and headlights aint just for gettin' the attention of that bitch wid the short skirt. They is best used to cuss at other drivers if they is goin' too slow (ie 90 mph).

Tip 9 - Advanced warning signs and Speed limits
I aint sure what these things are. You can make about ?30 stealing them though. AYE!

Tip 10 -
Dat's it, you is now a safe driver. You will be able to spend hours sat in the carpark at MFI wid da Drum and Bass pumpin out.

Wicked!

I Was Wrong

I thought I had this world figured out,
I thought I understood,
I thought that nothing could go wrong,
I guess I was wrong,

I know have found my true love,
I know we will never break apart,
But things were said,
Hearts were broken,

I'm happy, I'm Sad,
I'm Confused, I'm mad,
I wish i could live, yet i wish i could die,
I cant stop laughing, i want to cry

I want to repair, I need to repair, I have to repair,
Forgive me for what i have done,
For my love for you are so true
Your my picture perfect,
Your image is the best of all!

I love you, with all i have, with all i can give.
Your my everything, and forever shall you be.

*Natasha*

iPod's in or out

I truly believe that iPod's is a waste of total money. I dont want you guys think of it but its a load of crap. My boss got his 13 year old boy a iPod for his birthday. Now I had to sit and figure out a way (i have never seen a iPod, touched an iPod) how to work it, load music on it load software on it, hey and i did it, but what i cannot understand what would a young child like that have an iPod to play with! Its stupid for me! I dont like it i think its one of the most expensive load of crap they ever invented!

Fast and Furious

What is your favorite Car and explain why you love it so much? Mine is the Honda Accord, i just love the way it looks and looks soooooo comfortable and its fast!

Only You

Only you can build me up When the world has torn me down I can always find your warm presence When it seems no one else is around I constantly find myself dreaming of your touch The way your smooth hands runs softly down my cheek And just the thought of your enticing kiss Makes me quiver and I suddenly get weak I can still feel your body protected in my arms And I can still sense the sweet smell of your hair But each passing moment that I live without you The more the strings of my heart begin to tear But as we meet again, and I gaze into your eyes All my pain and sorrow is put at ease Then our bodies embrace with passion Uniting with a warm and gentle squeeze I can't believe one of God's greatest creations Was bestowed upon me from above And how someone I've know for so little Could allow me to feel so much love I now know that finding you was my purpose in life And though troubles are destined to arise As long as our hearts are entangled as one We'll soar above our problems and into the skies There's only one guy that fulfills me, both in body and mind One guy that showers me with these feelings so true There's only one guy I'll love, both now and forever There's only one guy for me, only you.

Bad Mondays

Why always on a monday bad things has to happen, i truly do not understand that! Every Monday you wake up feeling sick, or just sick of work, you dont want to get up, and then the rest of your day just falls apart! Why Monday Blues.....????

I'ts Weekend

Have a awesome weekend people!!!!

Windshield Crack

I'm driving along on the highway at 60km an hour minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!

I swerved right,

and then left,

and it was still right there!! ......................................

Mmmmm Island

Who have not yet think of being stranded on a island? I have for sure, just a place where you can go and chill, maybe even meet new people there making new friend just chilling, or even going with your friend to the island, do whatever you want to do, go wherever you want to go, awwwww wont that be just the best ever!!!!! My brother is lucky at the moment he is working at Bazaruto Islands, wish sometimes that was me………